Patent Pending - Last Time That I Saw You Chords

[Verse 1] 
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 The last time that I saw you I was drunk as hell
  Eb
 Apologies are probably in order I can tell
          Eb
 From the pictures that you posted
        Eb
 I look liquid, I look toasted
       Eb
 And I probably owe you money as well


[Chorus 1]
        Eb                       Ab               B
 I was dazed, I was faded, I was sixteen types of wasted
       Eb                                 Ab
 I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know
       Eb
 I was toasted, I fell down
             Ab             B
 Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town
          Cm            Bb            Ab
 From the second that I started I was done
               B                Eb           N.C. Eb
 Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was     drunk


[Verse 2]
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 Normally I'm not the one who gets carried home
 Ab
 Typically you won't find me drunk texting on my phone
           Eb
 I'm not a pro, not out for trouble, but hot damn I was seeing double
             Ab
 Singing karaoke, it was Journey all night long (DON'T STOP BELIEVING!)


[Chorus 2]
       Eb
 I was ripped, obliterated
         Ab                         B
 I don't want to see my credit card statement
              Eb                                 Ab
 'Cause I was throwing back Jack like Slash in '92
       Eb
 I was p**sed, I was plowed
       Ab                 B
 I was messed up, blacked out
      Cm          Bb           Ab
 This hangover is gonna last a month
               B                Eb
 Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk


[Bridge]
B        Ab     Eb
 I got a YOLO tattoo
B             Ab         Eb
 Drunk dialed everyone I knew
   Fm
 A shopping spree on Amazon
 Ab
 What the hell was going on?
  Eb          Bb              Ab
 Apparently I drank a bit too much
               B                Eb
 Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk


[Verse 3]
Eb
 And useless
 Eb              
 Woke up, I was handcuffed to a briefcase,
                Eb
 I was clueless, How did I do this?
        Eb
 When I went to call the next day
     Eb
 I remembered that I lost my phone
      Eb
 In a midnight, look at these maylay
         Eb
 How the hell did I get that way?


[Chorus 1]
        Eb                       Ab               B
 I was dazed, I was faded, I was sixteen types of wasted
       Eb                                 Ab
 I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know
       Eb
 I was toasted, I fell down
             Ab             B
 Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town
          Cm            Bb            Ab
 From the second that I started I was done
               B                Eb           N.C. Eb
 Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was     drunk