Patent Pending - Enema Of The State Chords

Standard Tuning

Intro:
A A E D

A               D 
 I never thought I'd die alone
F#m            D
 I laughed the loudest who'd have known?
A              D
 I traced the cord back to the wall
F#m                     D
 No wonder it was never plugged in at all

A
 Say it ain't so,
            E
 I will not go,
                 D
 Turn the lights off,
          A
 Carry me home
 
 Keep your head still,
              E
 I'll be your thrill
 
     N.C.                              A        E
 And that's about the time she walked away from me
D                             A      E
 Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
D                             A  E
 And are still more amused by TV shows
D
 What the hell is ADD?
    A                    E
 My friends say I should act my age
F#
 What's my age again?
E
What's my age again?

Interval:
A A E D

A               D
 I never thought I'd die alone
F#m                D
 Another six months I'll be unknown
A                  D
 Give all my things to all my friends
F#m                D
 You'll never step foot in my room again

A
 Say it ain't so,
            E
 I will not go,
                 D
 Turn the lights off,
          A
 Carry me home
 
 Keep your head still,
              E
 I'll be your thrill

     N.C.                              A        E
 And that's about the time she walked away from me
D                             A      E
 Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
D                             A  E
 And are still more amused by TV shows
D
 What the hell is ADD?
    A                    E
 My friends say I should act my age
F#
 What's my age again?
E
What's my age again?

Interval:
A A D E 

A                         D
 I need a girl that I can train
          E               A
 I need a girl that I can train
 A
 Don't leave me all alone
 D            E
 Just drop me off at home
 A
 I'm not like you guys
 D               E
 I'm not like you
 A
 I'm not like you guys
 D               E
 I'm not like you
 A
 Girls are such a drag
 D                E
 Girls are such a drag
 A
 Do you want to come to a party
                      D                    E
 My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30
 A                   D E
 You don't even get it
A                               D  E
 I wish it didn't have to be so bad
A         D
 Our time bomb
E         A
 Our time bomb

                                       A        E
 And that's about the time she walked away from me
D                             A      E
 Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
D                             A  E
 And are still more amused by TV shows
D
 What the hell is ADD?
    A                    E
 My friends say I should act my age
F#
 What's my age again?
E
What's my age again?

                                      A       E
 That's about the time that she broke up with me
D                                 A      E
 No one should take themselves so seriously
D                         A       E
 With many years ahead to fall in line
D
 Why would you wish that on me?
   A           E
 I never wanna act my age
F#
 What's my age again?
E
 What's my age again?

(Outro:)
A         D
 Our time bomb
E         A
 Our time bomb