Owl City - Dental Care Ukulele

Intro:
C/Dm/F/C/(x6)

Verse 1:
  F       C
I brush my teeth
                G
And look in the mirror
    F         C
And laugh out loud
                    G
As I'm beaming from ear to ear

                F         C
I'd rather pick flowers
           G
Instead of fights
                 F
And rather than flaunt my style
    C   
I'd flash you a smile
G   
 Of clean pearly whites

Chorus:
Dm               F              
I've been to the dentist
           C                    Dm
A thousand times, so I know the drill
  F                   Dm
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
    C                       G
But somehow I still get the chills

Verse 2:
F      C
Have a seat
                G
He says pleasantly
      F               C 
As he shakes my hand
                G
And practically laughs at me

                 F      C
Open up nice and wide 
                 G
He says, peering in

And with a smirk he says,
F                         C
"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
                   G
As he tries not to grin

Verse 3:
F      C        F        C      G
When hygienists leave on long vacations
F           C        F          C          G
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience

C                  F                  C
Talking only brings the toothaches on me
                 F        C
Cause I say the stupidest things
C                     F
So if my resolve goes south
                C             F
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
    C       G
And shut my mouth

Verse 4:
 F             Dm
   Golf and alcohol don't mix
           C                     G
And that's why I don't drink and drive
  F                      C             
Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
          G                
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye

(Interlude:)
C/Dm/F/C/(Play x2)

Chorus:
Dm                  F
   I've been to the dentist
           C                    F
A thousand times, so I know the drill
                      Dm
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
    C                        G
But somehow I still get the chills

Outro:
C/Dm/F/C/ (x6)