Original Artist - I Hate Mexico Chords

I Hate Mexico
 	 written 2005

CAPO I


INTRO: G


CHORUS:
               D                    G
Oh God I hate Mexico, oh God I hate you
               C             D7                G
How I hate the warm blue sea, tanned senoritas too
               D                     Cadd9
Oh Lord I hate Mexico, oh God I hate you
                 D     C            D7                 G
Oh how I hate Mexico, and all the things you put me through


G                                                  D
Don't ya drink the water there, no matter what you do
                   C         D7                       G
Don't drink the liquor there, or you'll wake up next to you
G                                   D
How I hate Maria, she brought me my lime
                C     D7                G
How I hate margaritas, I lost track of the time


CHORUS


Catalina the barmaid, mistress of the night
That fu-manchu mustache, who stole you from my sight
And how about que pasa?, now what the hell does that mean
El gringo sucio, yeah that's what they called me


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Soft sand on the beaches, sunsets on the bay
A cold drink in my hand, watching the end of another day
How I hate thong bikinis, as far as the eye can see
And more margaritas, to bring you back to me

CHORUS 

CHORUS 2:

Oh God I hate Mexico, oh darlin' I hate you
Oh how I hate stiff cold drinks, tanned senoritas y tu
Oh God I hate Mexico, oh God I still hate you
Yeah how I hate Mexico, and all the things you made me do