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Original Artist - Eat Like I Ain't Dietin' Chords

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Eat Like I Ain't Dietin' Chords

(ver. 1)
Original Artist
Verse 1:
              G                          Cadd9                   
He said I was up around three-forty with a lot of food before me 
      Em               D               Cadd9
and a moment came that knocked me in the eye 
        G                     Cadd9
I spent most of the next day eatin' at a buffet
Em                D           Cadd9    
talking ‘bout the toppins I could have on my sweet pie
E5                             E5/Eb
I asked him when it sank in if he might really hafta get thin
         E5/D                               C5
How’s it hit ‘cha when you get that kind of news, man what’cha do?

Chorus:
      G
I went bike ridin'
       Cadd9    
I went aerobic exercizin'
       Em              D            Cadd9               
I went one last time for seconds at the BullMoose Bar-B-Que
      G                  B7                  Em   D                   Cadd9
I could breath deeper and I could shop cheaper and I faced the truth that I'd been denying 
                                        D                            G
and he said some day I hope you get the chance to eat like you ain't dietin'

Verse 2:
              G                        Cadd9
He said I was finally the healthnut that most the time I wasn’t
      Em                D                    Cadd9
And I became a friend to Jared the Subway man
    G                     Cadd9
And my sudden indigestion, from my midnight indiscretion
Em                          D              Cadd9        
had me up three time that night just feelin' bad

Bridge:
E5                                      E5/Eb
Well I finally read a Cook Book and I took a good long hard look 
            E5/D                    C5
at what I'd do if I could see my feet again…

Chorus:
       G
I went bike ridin'
       Cadd9 
I went arobic exercizin'
       Em              D            Cadd9
I quit goin' back for seconds at the BullMoose Bar-B-Que
      G                  B7                  Em   D                   Cadd9 
I could breath deeper, and I could bend deeper and I could put on my own shoes AND do the tyin'

Bridge: 
                                                                     E5
and he said some day I hope you get the chance to eat like you ain't dietin'
     E5/Eb                            E5/D                              C
Like tofu was a food and you got eternity to think about what you’d do with it
               Cm
What could you do with it
             Cdim
What should you do with it
             C
What would YOU do with it?

(key change up whole step)

Chorus:
       A
Biiiiiiiiiike ridin'
       Dadd9    
I went arobic exercizin'
       F#m             E            Dadd9               
I dreamed about goin' back for seconds at the BullMoose Bar-B-Que
      A                  C#7                 F#m        E               Dadd9 
And I breathed deeper and I used artifical sweetner as I watched a donut while it was fryin'
                                        E                            A
and I said some day I hope I get the chance to eat like I ain't dietin'
                      A        D  
eat like I ain't dietin'
                      A        D 
eat like I ain't dietin'
                      A        D 
eat like I ain't dietin'
                      A        D 
eat like I ain't dietin'


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