Original Artist - 31st Of Never Chords

The 31st Of Never
© 2003 Larry Mofle
8/7/03

I knew this gal I thought she was swell
And I chased her a long time
She’d barely give me a second look
And mumbled somethin’ ‘bout “when pigs fly”
I got up the courage to ask her out
And when I tried to set a date
I asked the question that begged an answer
And this is what she said

Chorus:
On the 31st of never around nine o’clock
Well, I’ll be waiting at home in a skimpy little dress
Waiting for your knock
And on the 31st of never, I hope I can wait
On the 31st of never, I’ll see you here
And baby, don’t be late


Well I guess I was just too excited
By her really sayin’ yes
I never really noticed those other things
She’d say under her breath
Something ‘bout a “snowball’s chance”
And when hell freezes over someday
I always thought I didn’t have a chance 
But the temperature’s risin’ today

Chorus