WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Of Montreal - The Blank Husband Epidemic Chords | Ver. 1
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my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband
A E G A
who hated his job and hated his life
F#m
so he wanted to drive his tan Chevy
B
off of a bridge because he hated his car and he hated his life
F#m
he couldn't silence the ever present thought
B
"i'm doing all I can yet i'm an unsuccessful man"
Emaj7
and his heart was blank
Amaj7
don't we know what blank people are good for
B Amaj7 B
what they are good for
G# C#
my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband
A E G A
who just couldn't escape or catch a break
F#m
so he wanted to ride his bike blindfolded into traffic
B
because he hated his bike and he hated his life
F#m
his heart was consumed with guilt from the knowledge
B
he had not become a successful man he was an unsuccessful man
Emaj7
and his heart was blank
Amaj7
don't we know what blank people are good for
B Amaj7 B
what they are good for
E F#m G#m G
until one day my Auntie introduced him to her friend named gwendoline
A A7 D7 B7
and she must have made a stunning first impression
E F#m G#m G
because he left my Auntie and never came back again leaving with gwendoline
A# Cm
but my Auntie didn't care
F A#
she knew she could find another blank husband anywhere
A B E
by god they're everywhere
G# C#
my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband
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