Ninja Sex Party - Why I Cry Chords

[VERSE 1]
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Lady, I
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Have been told that you only date nice guys
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Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth
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Your ass just hit pay dirt
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I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth

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Here's a rose bouquet
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I also baked you some fresh creme brulee
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Now mount this stallion and we shall ride
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While also flying kites
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And make love inside a rainbow through the night

[CHORUS 1]
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Then after sex I'll cry
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Cry
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And also before sex I'll cry
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Cry

[BRIDGE]
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(Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient
paleontologist?'cause I want to date you badly)

[VERSE 2]
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Watch a film with me
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I love boring romantic co_me____dies
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Hop in my carriage, this is like your  dream
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Any movie we see
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Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed

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Now it's almost dawn
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I can communicate with newborn  fawns
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Now they'll perform an ancient forest   dance
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That will melt off your pants
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Take my junk by the hand, this is romance!

[CHORUS 2]
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And during sex I'll cry____ (thinking about sex makes me)
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Cry__(Even when I use a sextant I)
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Cry______ (They measure angles)
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Cry 

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