Ninja Sex Party - If We Were Gay Chords

[Intro]
Am G C D
Am G C F
Am G C D
F D G E

[Verse]
  Am               G
A newborn deer runs through a field
  C                   D
A rainbow shines from heaven
  Am                  G            C
A child's smile lights up the room
                       F
As Brian blows a dude

  Am                 G
A star shoots in from outer space
  C               D
A puppy licks its mother
  F              C                  G
A ray of sunlight through the trees
                       E
As Brian licks a sack

Am               G
There would be no sadness
   C             D
If we were super gay
     Am           G
Just unicorns and magic
   C             F
If we were super gay

Am                G
We would all be flying
     C              D
On a tasteful pink duvet
           F       C
But mostly Brian
                G     E
(Woah-oh, woah-oh)

Mostly Brian's gay

Am      G                 C
Oh, oh, ohhhh (Brian's gay)
            D              Am
Oh oh ohhhh oh oh ohhh oh ohhh
                 G          C                  F
Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck

Am                                              G                                               C
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
                                          D
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, BALLS!
Am                                              G                                               C
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
                                          F
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Balls! One! Two! Balls!

Am                                      G
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
C                                           D
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!
             Am                               G
My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh sh*t!