WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Ninja Sex Party - Dragon Slayer Chords | Ver. 2
[Intro]
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Cm Ab Eb Bb
(Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady.
I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates.
I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors. Allow me to make my case...)
[Verse 1]
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This guy plays football
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But I once won the whole Super Bowl by myself
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This guy is a weightlifter
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But I can bench an entire continental shelf
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That dude is a scientist
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But I already cured all diseases last week
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And if that's not enough lemme ask
Fm Gm
When was last time one of these dicks killed a motherf**kin' mythical beast?
[Chorus 1]
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Oh yeah, I will rock your world
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Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl!
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I shall now expose my chest
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Don't act like you're not impressed
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How hard did I just seal the deal
Fm Db
With my dragon slayer steel
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Do you feel all my sexy appeal
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And my story that's so very totally real
[Verse 2]
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I rode up to the mountaintop
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It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
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Til I found the Dragon's cave
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And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
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The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
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And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
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Then I swung my horse like a club
Fm Gm
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun
[Chorus 2]
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Oh yeah, you are now in love
Fm
With both my dragon slaying nuts
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I killed a demon with these hands
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Did I say I'm also in a band?
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In case you might need more proof
Fm Db
I brought the dragon right to you
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Ooh! it's the one that I slew
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He'll attest that my story is totally true.
[Dragon Dance]
Cm Ab Fm Ab G
(Dragon dance!)
Cm Ab Fm Ab G
I am a dragon. Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit
[Final Chorus]
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Girl let's go back to my place
Fm
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
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Can you guess what's coming next?
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Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex
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This is the best day of your life
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You'll be my dragon slayer wife
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All right! Now it's time to decide
Gsus G
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?
[Outro]
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