My Chemical Romance - Dead Chords

[Intro]
G G G G G G G F# G G G G G
 
Yeah!
 
 
[Verse 1]
G
And if your heart stops beating
Bm
I'll be here wondering
        Em                  C
Did you get what you deserve?
                   G
The ending of your life
 
And if you get to heaven
Bm
I'll be here waiting, babe
        Em                 C
Did you get what you deserve?
                     A7
The end, and if your life won't wait
          C           D
Then your heart can't take this
 
 
[Chorus]
G                  Bm
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
  D9                         D
I think they never liked you anyway
    G                Bm
Oh, take me from the hospital bed
C
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned
    D9                      D       G
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead? Oh, dead
 
 
[Verse 2]
G
Tongue-tied and oh, so squeamish
Bm
You never fell in love
        Em                  C
Did you get what you deserve?
                   G
The ending of your life
 
And if you get to heaven
Bm
I'll be here waiting, babe
        Em                  C
Did you get what you deserve?
                     A7
The end, and if your life won't wait
          C           D
Then your heart can't take this
 
 
[Chorus]
G                  Bm
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
  D9                         D
I think they never liked you anyway
    G                Bm
Oh, take me from the hospital bed
C
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
    D9                      D       Am
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?
 
 
[Bridge]
                      G
And in my honest observation
               Em
During this operation
        D            Bm
Found a complication in your heart
        C                  G
So long, 'cause now you've got
      Bm
Maybe just two weeks to live
            D
Is that the most the both of you can give?
 
 
[I skip the solo and the "lala" section because it just doesn't work well on solo acoustic.]
G Bm C D
 
[Outro]
   G                 Bm
If life ain't just a joke
                   C     D
Then why are we laughing?
   G                 Bm
If life ain't just a joke
                C        D
Then why are we laughing?
   G                 Bm
If life ain't just a joke
                C        D
Then why are we laughing?
   G                 Bm
If life ain't just a joke
                C        D             G
Then why are we laughing? And why am I dead?