Montgomery Gentry - Merry Christmas From The Family Chords

Montgomery Gentry - Merry Christmas From The Family



G     =   320003                        Cadd9     =   x32030

Em    =   022000                        C           =   x32010

D     =   xx0232                        G/F#        =   200003

G6    =   320000

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INTRO


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Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk,
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At a christmas party
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We were drinkin' champagne punch and homemade eggnog.
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Little sister brought her new boyfriend,
G        Cadd9
He was a Mexican.
G                      Em
We didn't know what to think of him,
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'Til he sang Feliz Navi Da, Feliz Navi Da.


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Brother Ken brought his kids with him.
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The three from his first wife Lynn,
G       G/F#  Em                      C                D 
And the two  identical twins from his second wife Mary-Nell.
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Of course, he brought his new wife Kaye,
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Who talks all about AA.
G     G/F#              Em             C     D
Chain smokin' while the stereo plays Noel, Noel.
            G   Cadd9  G   Cadd9
The First Noel.


D
Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on,
C
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone.
D
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store,
C
We need some ice and an extension cord.
D
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite,
C
A box of Pampers, some Marlboro Lights.
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Hallelujah, everybody say cheese
      C                  D   G   Cadd9  G  Cadd9
Merry Christmas from the family.


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Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen,
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I can't remember how I'm kin to them.
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But when they tried to plug their motorhome in,
     C                  D
They blew our christmas lights.
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Cousin David knew just what went wrong,
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So we all waited out on our front lawn.
G            G/F#            Em
He threw the breaker and the lights came on,
       C           D             G     Cadd9
And we sang Silent Night, Silent Night.
           G    Cadd9
Oh, Holy Night.


D
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on,
C
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one.
D
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go,
C
We need some celery and a can of fake snow.
D
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite,
C
A box of Midol, some Salem Lights
G    G/F#        Em
Hallelujah, everybody say cheese.
      C                  D   G  Cadd9  G  Cadd9
Merry Christmas from the family

           G6
Feliz Navi Da.