Momus - The Manticore Chords

[Intro]
Dm A7
 
[Verse]
                   Dm
Let us speak of my prick
                   A7
Let us speak of my big dead dick
           Dm              A7
His plucky fight against arithmetic
             A#              Dm
My advancing age has set the stage
           A7
My dick is dead
 
My big dick is dead
 
[Verse 1]
                     Dm
Like a great beached whale
                 A7
He lies upon the shore
                 Dm
Of my beach-like bed
                    A7
I can even hear him snore
             A#
What does he dream?
                      Dm
Of all the cunts he's seen?
                A7
With his single eye
 
His beady eye?
 
[Verse 2]
                Dm
I will bury him deep
                   A7
In a hole of human flesh
                 Dm
In the cunt of a cheap
                   A7
Grudgingly willing wench
                A#
That's the only place
                   Dm
He's gonna rest in peace
                A7
For the sake of me
 
And humanity
 
[Verse 3]
            Dm
My big dead dick
                       A7
Was dragging down this world
                 Dm
He was making me sick
                A7
Polluting every girl
                   A#
Spreading his wild oats
                             Dm
Where there should have been corn
                   A7
He'd be better off dead
 
Or maybe making porn
 
[Verse 4]
                Dm
Let us speak no more
                  A7
Of that atrocious bore
            Dm
That egomaniac
          A7
That manticore
                A#
Which devours a man
                   Dm
Leaving not even a bone
               A7
Or belonging behind
 
Nor did he leave mine