Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man Ukulele

Intro: Bb C F G (x2)
 
Bb           C           F               G
The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played
Bb        C         F              G
Inside my workshop, behind the old arcade
Bb       C           F                G
Electric desires had unraveled all my wires
Bb          C       F            G
Now im in a box for safekeeping
 
Bb       C         F               G
The news reporters reported that i died
Bb         C           F         G
But all my organs were living on inside
Bb               C              F                G
Circuit board to brain, and two lungs collecting change
Bb            C            F        G
One big human heart gently beeping
 
Bb       C        F       G
You cant win me I cant be beat
Bb     C        A          F
I wont hurt you unless you cheat
Bb       C      F         G
You cant see me behind the screen
Bb      C         A    F
Im half human and half machine
 
Bb            C           F               G
Thank god for business it let me take the floor
Bb         C            F           G
I stood so proudly like i was going to war
Bb           C              F           G
Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered
Bb                C               F          G
This must be what love would have felt like
 
Bb       C        F       G
You cant win me i cant be beat
Bb     C        A          F
I wont hurt you unless you cheat
Bb        C      F          G
You can't see me behind the screen
Bb      C         A            F
Im half human and half machine
 
Dm              G
I was happy for years and years and
    Dm           G                     C
only eating the occasional maintenance man
               F
Only driving a few kids to madness
C               F                          Am
maybe they were predisposed to madness who knows
   Em
i only want to have fun
Am                          Em
but now there telling me my days here are done
F                         G                    F
cus there's a tiny little box thats make in Japan
                          G
and pretty soon its gonna fit in your hand
 
Bb          C          F               G
Its getting lonely its getting hard to breathe
Bb          C       F                   G
The arcades empty i think its christmas eve
Bb              C             F              G
Someones broken in now theyre painting on my skin
Bb               C        F        G
Breaking me and taking my quarters
Bb            C           F        G
Bashing in my face with a crowbar
Bb             C          F
Kicking me and pushing me over
Bb                 C     x
Now they'll see my blood on their sneakers
G
 
Bb       C        F       G
You cant win me i cant be beat
Bb     C        A          F
I wont hurt you unless you cheat
Bb        C      F          G
You can't see me behind the screen
Bb      C         A            F
Im half human and half machine
 
Outro:
Bb C F G (x4)