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Kevin Bloody Wilson - That Fuckin Cats Back Ukulele

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That Fuckin Cats Back Ukulele

(ver. 1)
Kevin Bloody Wilson
"That f**kin Cat's Back"

[Riff 1]
  (E)                          (A)       
I WAS p**sED AND DISORDERLY, AGAIN LAST FRIDAY NIGHT
  (B)                                  (E)
I GOT THROWN OUT OF THE PUB JUST AFTER NINE
  (E)
IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT IT'S HAPPENED
  (A)                     (B)                                   (E)
BUT IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, I THINK THEY CAUGHT ME p**sING IN THE FIRE

                                  (A)
WALTZIN' TRIPPIN' TO THE CAR PARK, TOOK A SHORT CUT DOWN A LANE
  (B)                                   (E)
WHEN A f**kING CAT JUMPED OUT A RUBBISH TIN
                                      (A)
SO I PICKED THE CUNT UP BY ITS TAIL ,AND LOOKED HIM UP AND DOWN
     (B)                                         (E)
NOW FANCY THROWING AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD CAT LIKE him


[CHORUS]

(A)                  (D)   (A)             (E)
BUT THAT f**kIN' CATS BACK, NOW HOW'D HE DO THAT
(E)                                                (A)           (B)        
I SLAMMED ME FOOT RIGHT UP HIS BUM AND KICKED THE CUNT TO KINGDOM COME
(A)                                      (B)          (E)
NOW WHERE THE f**k DID HE COME FROM THAT f**kING CATS BACK


[Riff 2]

I took all the back streets, going home that night, 
Cause I didn't wanna end up in the can
And I'd just turned into my street after stopping at the lights
When some big prick went and trodded on me hand
I finally got to my place, and tripped ass up on the lawn
Then I spewed me guts up on the cat 
I remember eating peanuts and a soggy pie with sauce
But I'm f**ked if I remember eating that

[back to chorus]

[Riff 3]

I slipped in beside me misses, the wrong way up in bed
With me feet where me head was supposed to be
I thought her bed socks where her nightcap 
And her knee caps where her tits
But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me
And I just crashed like that till morning
The wrong way up in bed
And Christ I had the horrors when i woke
I though me missus snatch was that f**king cat again
And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat

[back to chorus]
            
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