WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Kevin Bloody Wilson - Dictaphone Chords | Ver. 1
A
Hello operator, I'd like to make a call.
A E
Can I have four double seven three one zero four?
A D
I'm sorry, sir, could you repeat that number once again?
E A
Four double seven three one zero four, did ya get it then?
A
Could you speak a little slower - four double seven's all I got.
A E
Three one zero four, are you bloody deaf or what?
A D
Look, I got the third bit, I just can't get the last.
E A
Well stick that f**kin' phone up your f**kin' arse!
D A
Stick that f**kin' phone up your f**kin' arse,
B E
You're supposed to f**kin' help not make it f**kin' hard,
D A
I only want to make a call but you're just bein' smart,
A E
So you can stick that f**kin' phone up your f**kin' arse!
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[The same Strumming pattern continues throughout]
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Good morning I'm from Telecom come to disconnect the phone,
For a breach of regulations just a couple of days ago.
You upset our operator with a pretty nasty call.
What are you f**kin' on about - it was all her f**kin' fault.
Well she claims that it was all your fault, she really was distressed.
What about your customers - she upset me first.
We've got her written statement, which shortly will be read.
But it might help if you'd recall exactly what you said.
I said stick that f**kin' phone up your f**kin' arse,
You're supposed to f**kin' help not make it f**kin' hard,
I just tried to make a call but you just acted smart,
So I said stick that f**kin' phone up your f**kin' arse!
Well that's not exactly on sir, no it's just not on at all.
You must use proper ettiquite if you wish to make a call.
And please and thank you also help - you can't talk to her like that.
Please and bloody thank you, well you f**kin' tell her that!
And she knows without a telephone I'm really in the sh*t.
Well perhaps if you'd apoligise that just might help a bit.
Apoligise - apoligise - apoligise to who?
Just go in and ask for Operator 42.
Now the song changes key - A=G But the strumming pattern remains the
Same.
B=A
D=C
E=D
Good morning are you waiting is there something I can do?
Yes I'd like to speak to Operator 42.
Sorry, sir, I missed that, could you repeat what you just said?
OH sh*t I DON'T BELIEVE IT HERE WE f**kIN' GO AGAIN!
Operator 42 - look I'll just write it down!
Ooh, Operator 42 - I'll see if she's around.
Jeez, they're bloody useless, I'm sure that they're all deaf,
No wonder that I did me quince, no wonder that I said:
Stick that f**kin' phone up your f**kin' arse,
You're supposed to f**kin' help not make it f**kin' hard,
I just want to make a call but you're just bein' smart,
So stick that f**kin' phone up your f**kin' arse!
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[Now the song goes back to A]
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Now they'll make me sit around and wait all bloody day,
Just so they can make me sweat and have the final say.
That's like the public service - they make you scr*pe & bow,
Oh, sh*t she's f**kin' ugly if that's her coming now!
I'm Operator 42 - I'm busy, make it fast.
Did a bloke tell you to stick that f**kin' phone right up your arse?
Yes he did, the filthy animal, I remember now.
Well you'r better f**kin' brace yourself cause they're bringin' it around!
And you can stick that f**kin' phone up your f**kin' arse,
You're supposed to f**kin' help not make it f**kin' hard,
I just tried to make a call but you just acted smart,
So you can stick that f**kin' phone up your f**kin' arse!
Stick that f**kin' phone up your f**kin' arse,
You're supposed to f**kin' help not make it f**kin' hard,
I just tried to make a call but you just acted smart,
So you can stick that f**kin' phone up your f**kin' arse!
Thanks for reading, any comments welcome :)