Johnny And Chachi - The Dont Song Chords

Intro

Em    D    C x2
mmm... (2nd time)


1st Verse

     Em                               D                         C
You hear the baby screaming but you act like you’re asleep; don’t do it. (Don’t do it)
 Em                            D                         C
Laughin' is a no-no when she says, "how do I look?" Don't do it. (That's ridiculous) 
   Am                       G               D
If she says she spells love T-I-M-E, don't grammatically correct her
   Am                            G           D
If she says you both should give 100%, don't tell her that's impossible. (Mathematically)


Chorus

 C      G      D
Don't. Don't. Don't.
 C                    G                    D
Don't (don't do it). Stop (must stop it). Cut, it out.


2nd Verse

 Em                         D                             C
Never leave an argument by yelling out, "well fine!" Don't do it.
   C                                                                    C      D
Unless she was asking how your day was and you said, "well fine." Then that's okay.
  Em                       D                            C
When she makes dinner, she needs to do the dishes, he's kidding. That's your job.
Am                                                   G                         D
Never tell jokes like what do you do when your disherwasher stops working? You tell her to get back to work. 
 Am                 G                            D                       D7
No that's not funny. Maybe just a little. Don't even think of laughing. Ohh.


Chorus 2

 C      G      D
Don't. Don't. Don't. Do-ray-me-fah-soh-la-tee-
 C                        G                    D
Don't (don't do it now). Stop (must stop it). Cut, it out.


Bridge

      C
Always ask about her day.
         G
Help her fold the laundry.
 D
Don't forget to spray (Lysol in the bathroom).
       C
If you do these you will see
       G
You'll make her so hap-py
          D
And your marriage will be sturdy (like an oak).

There are so many things, you must do


Chorus 3/ outro

 C      G      D
Don't. Don't. Don't.
 C                    G                    D
Don't (don't do it). Stop (must stop it). Cut, it out.
 C      G      D
Don't. Don't. Stop. Stop right in your tracks
 C                       G                        D
Don't (don't do it now). Stop (must stop it and). Cut, it out - it's relational suicide.
 C                        G                        D
Don't (don't do it now). Don't (don't do it and). Stop. Stop stop. Stoppity stop.
 C                        G                       D
Don't (don't do it now). Don't (don't do it now). Stop. Stop. Stop stop stop stop.

 C                        G                        D
Do do do do do do do do. Do do do do do do do do. Don't! (don't do it, don't do it no no no)
 C                        G                        D
Do do do do do do do do. Do do do do do do do do. Don't!