Joey & Rory - God Help My Man Chords

GOD HELP MY MAN
JOEY + RORY
ALBUM NUMBER TWO

A                    D    A                   E
THERE MUST BE A REAL GOOD REASON, WHY HE AINT HOME YET
                                           A
THERE MUST BE A REAL BAD WRECK, SLOWIN HIM DOWN
                 D A                  D                      Bm
IM HOPIN HE BLEW A TIRE, HIS OLD TRUCK FLIPPED AND CAUGHT ON FIRE
      A           E                   A
CAUSE GOD HELP MY MAN, IF HE'S FOOLIN AROUND

        D
IF HE'S FOOLIN AROUND, WITH SOME HUSSIE HE KNOWS
         A
WHILE IM COOKIN HIS DINNER AND WASHIN HIS CLOTHES
      D
IF HE THINKS HE CAN COME HOME AND CLIMB INTO MY BED
                      E
HES GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN, UPSIDE OF HIS HEAD


IM HOPE THERE WAS A HOMELESS HOOKER THAT HE GAVE A HUG TOO
I PRAY THATS HER LIPSTICK ON HIS SHIRT, THIS MORNIN I FOUND
THESE SEVEN NUMBERS I SEE, BETTER WIN THE LOTTERY
CAUSE GOD HELP MY MAN, IF HE'S FOOLIN AROUND

IF HE'S FOOLIN AROUND, WITH SOME HUSSIE HE KNOWS
WHILE IM ROCKIN HIS BABIES, AND WASHIN HIS CLOTHES
IF HE THINKS HE CAN COME HOME AND CLIMB INTO MY BED
HE'S GOT A FRYING PAN COMING, UPSIDE OF HIS HEAD

I HOPE HE'S GOT A REAL GOOD LAWYER, CAUSE HE'S GONNA NEED ONE
CAUSE YOU KNOW MY DADDYS THE JUDGE HERE IN THIS SMALL TOWN
BY THE TIME IM THROUGH, IM GETTING MY HALF AND TAKING HIS TOO
CAUSE GOD HELP MY MAN, IF HE'S FOOLIN AROUND

YEAH GOD HELP MY MAN, IF HE'S A-FOOLIN AROUND

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