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Jimmy Buffett - Were You Born An Asshole Ukulele

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Were You Born An Asshole Ukulele

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Jimmy Buffett
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(D)Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night. 
(G)Somebody nearly cut me right off the road. 
(A)I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad. 
(G)So I wrote a song about him (D)instead. 
It goes like this... 

(D)Were you born an a**hole? 
(G)Or did you work at it your whole life? 
(A)Either way it worked out fine 
(G)'cause you're an a**hole (D)tonight. 

(D)Yes you're an A S S H O L E... 
(G)And don't you try to blame it on me. 
(A)You deserve all the credit. 
(G)You're an a**hole (D)tonight. 

(D)You were an a**hole yesterday. 
(G)You're an a**hole tonight. 
(A)And I've got a feelin' 
(G)you'll be an a**hole the rest of your (D)life. 

(D)And I was talkin' to your mother 
(G)just the other night. 
(A)I told her I thought you were an a**hole. 
(G)She said, "Yes. I think you're (D)right." 

(D)And all your friends are a**holes 
(G)'cause you've known them your whole life. 
(A)And somebody told me 
(G)you've got an a**hole for a (D)wife. 

(D)Were you born an a**hole? 
(G)Or did you work at it your whole life? 
(A)Either way it worked out fine 
(G)'cause you're an aaaass...(A7)hole (D)tonight.
            
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