Jimmy Buffett - The Asshole Song Ukulele

                      Jimmy Buffett
                    The a**hole Song


(D)Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
(G)Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
(A)I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
(G)So I wrote a song about him (D)instead.
It goes like this...

(D)Were you born an a**hole?
(G)Or did you work at it your whole life?
(A)Either way it worked out fine
(G)'cause you're an a**hole (D)tonight.

(D)Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
(G)And don't you try to blame it on me.
(A)You deserve all the credit.
(G)You're an a**hole (D)tonight.

(D)You were an a**hole yesterday.
(G)You're an a**hole tonight.
(A)And I've got a feelin'
(G)you'll be an a**hole the rest of your (D)life.

(D)And I was talkin' to your mother
(G)just the other night.
(A)I told her I thought you were an a**hole.
(G)She said, "Yes. I think you're (D)right."

(D)And all your friends are a**holes
(G)'cause you've known them your whole life.
(A)And somebody told me
(G)you've got an a**hole for a (D)wife.

(D)Were you born an a**hole?
(G)Or did you work at it your whole life?
(A)Either way it worked out fine
(G)'cause you're an aaaass...(A7)hole (D)tonight.

D-x 0 0 2 3 2
G-3 2 0 0 0 3
A-0 0 2 2 2 0
A7-x 0 2 0 2 0  (Mess with this one till you find the chord that sounds right to you, 
one works..)