Hank Green - Miniature Soccer Team Chords

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A year ago today,
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My brother convinced a girl to say "I do".
 
And that girl was you. 



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But Sarah, I've got to warn you,

I don't think you know just what you swore to. 
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You'll see, 

What I mean. 



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Oh nothin' in the world could ever stop John Green,
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From achieving his one unmatchable dream. 
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I don't think that he would even stop at 19.
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He wants two entire miniature soccer teams
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From you.
 
From your womb. 



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11 on each side;

Co-ed teams would be just fine.
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As long, 

as you don't take long. 



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44 little tiny baby cleats 

Tied onto 44 baby feets 
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So cute. 

In their little Umbro suits. 



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Well I'm glad you think that you're the luckiest girl,
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In Indianapolis and all of the world.
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But I wouldn't think you'd be too keen,
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On birthing a miniature soccer team,
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For him. 

All for him. 




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It might sound inhumane,

It might sound like a lot of pain.
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Unless you opt

To adopt. 



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But John would probably just call me a cynic,

I think he's already called fertility clinics.
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He's serious

About this. 



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Oh 22 kids is probably more
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Than a middle-class family like you can afford. 
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But nothing in the world is gonna stop John Green,
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From seeing his miniature soccer team,
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At play.

Oh, all day.



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Sarah I have to warn you, 
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Warn you about what you've sworn to John Green,
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Is a baby makin' machine. 

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