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Gentry Montgomery - Merry Christmas From The Family Chords

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Merry Christmas From The Family Chords

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Verse 1:

G                               C
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
G                          C
At our Christmas party
G                           Em
We were drinkin’ champagne punch
        C                        D
And homemade eggnog

G                                     C
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
G             C
He was a Mexican
G                                     Em
We didn’t know what to think of him
            C                       D
‘Til he sang Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad

G                                     C
Brother Ken brought his kids with him
G                            C
The three from his first wife Lynn
G                  Em
And the two identical twins
                 C                  D
G                                      C
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
G                    C
Who talks all about AA
G                           Em
Chain smokin’ while the stereo plays
C            D                   G
Noel, Noel, The first Noel

Carve the tukey turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnogs gone
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
We need some ice and a extension cord
A can of been dip and some Diet Rite
A box of pampers and some Marlboro Lights
G                       Em
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
C                                        D     G
Merry Christmas from the family

Verse 2:
G                               C9
Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
G                          C9
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
G                           Em
But when they tried to plug their motorhome in
C                                               D     
They blew our Christmas lights
G                                     C9
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
G                            C9
So we waited out on our front lawn
G                           Em
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night
Oh Silent Night
Oh holy night

Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
We need a can of cheese and a can of fake snow
A bag of corn nuts and some Diet Sprite
A box of Midol and some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese

Merry Christmas from the family
Feliz Navidad.

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