Garfunkel And Oates - Sex With Ducks Chords

intro - C, Am, F, G

C                  Am
Pat Robertson once said,
G                     F
"It's a long downward slide
C                             Am
That'll lead to legalizing sex with ducks
G                       F
If two men can stand side by side"

C                  Am
God, I hope he's right
G                                D
'Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful
Am                 G
Gonna find myself a duck
D
And legally do
F
Something awful (awful, awful)


C              Am
Ducks, sex with ducks
F                  G
We'll do it in the rain
C             Am
Ducks, yeah, ducks
F                    G
Got those wet feet on my brain
Dm                            G
We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle
Am                             D
Put your beak in mine and we'll cuddle
F                     G
It's a feeling I can't name
Dm                          F
When sex with ducks and gay marriage
F                C
Are one and the same

C                  
Gonna goose that goose
Am
Gonna quack that swan
G               F
Gonna rubber my duckie all night long
C
Gonna whack that Mallard
Am
Until its feathers plume
G                         F
Gonna Huey Dewey Louie all over the room
C               Am
Scrooge McDuck, gonna give it to you
G                   F
Dive into your gold until you say
D       F
DuckTales, whoo hoo

C              Am
Ducks, sex with ducks
F                  G
We'll do it in the rain
C             Am
Ducks, yeah, ducks
F                    G
Those feathered bodies are insane
Dm                            G
We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle
Am                             D
I'll be the wind beneath your wings and we'll cuddle
F                     G
It's a feeling I can't name
Dm                          F
When sex with ducks and gay marriage
F                C
Are one and the same
F
One and the same
C
One and the same