WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Garfunkel And Oates - Self Esteem Chords | Ver. 2
Intro: C F Dsus2 { G }
C F Dsus2
You text at three in the morning
G C
And you misspell my name
F Dsus2
You've slept with half my friends on Facebook
G C
And most of them think you are lame
F Dsus2
You say that with me it's different
G C
And you're not that big of a dick
F Dsus2
And if you disappear it's cause you're busy
G Am
Not cause you're with some other chick
{Prechorus:
Em Am
I know that this might be uncouth
Em G ( G )
But I've decided to tell you the truth]
[Chorus:
C F
My self esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 G
[It's/ close, but not quite there
It's/
So]
C F Dsus2
Give me time to get a little more [ rejected/
desperate/
wasted]
G C F Dsus2
And you and I can make an awesome pair
G C F Dsus2 { G }
A totally awesome pair]
C F Dsus2
I seem like your perfect target
G C
Like I've been lonely for too long
F Dsus2
You think I haven't had sex in forever
G C
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
F Dsus2
But I would rather have no one
G C
Than this cr*p let me reaffirm
F Dsus2
I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned
G Am
And the antidote was in your sperm
[Prechorus + Chorus]
Bridge:
F C
Thanks for not even pretending to respect me
F C
Or slightly acknowledging how mean this is
F ( C G C )
Cause what's easy to find is a loving relationship
G G G G
What's hard for a girl like me to find is penises
( G )
Especially when I'm on the road
( G )
Or anywhere, really
( G )
Cause I'm a girl, hello
( G )
That's kind of how it goes
F C
Love is illusive and impossible
F C
But dicks are available everywhere
F ( C G C )
So sorry if I don't feel super lucky
G G G
To get a penis likes yours attached to a man who can't
G
even pretend to care
( G )
Maybe if something goes horribly awry
( G )
And I think I'll never find a better guy
( G G )
But for now
G G
For now
[Chorus]