Flight Of The Conchords - Nothin Wrong Chords

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I got three kids and a lovely wife
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I got a happy home and a
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Electric carving knife

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That's why I wrote this song
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Because there's nothin' wrong
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Nope, there's nothin' wrong with my life
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There's nothin' wrong, nope, there's nothin' wrong
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There's just nothin' wrong with my life

C
I got a four wheel drive
            D
And I got a computer hard drive
          C
And I got Asheville? Drive
          D
And I got plenty of motivational drive
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That's why I wrote this song
               C
Because there's nothin' wrong
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There's just nothin' wrong with my life
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Nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong with my life

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Am
But then one day
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My wife phoned
Am
To tell me I was
E
On my own

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And now there's one thing wrong
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One thing wrong
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One thing wrong with my life
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So I had to change my song from there been nothin' wrong to
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There been somethin' wrong" with my life
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There's somethin' wrong, there's somethin' wrong, now there's somethin' wrong With my life (arooo)
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To change my song from "there been nothin' wrong" to "there been somethin' Wrong" with my life


         C
Well I, I caught my wife, and I,
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I had my electric knife and I just
C
Carved her up
    D
And put her into my strife?

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And now there's nothin' wrong
            C
No, there's nothin' wrong
             D                    G
There's just nothin' wrong with my life
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Nothin' wrong, nope there's nothin' wrong, there's just nothing' wrong with my life

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Hello sheriff, what can I do for you?
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My wife left me? No you got the wrong end of the stick sheriff, I left her.
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I left her all over the place.
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I left her down at old Jackson's well, down Simpson's creek, Shrimpy's? Store
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You'll have a hell of a time putting her back together, sheriff, hell of a time.
The law's a joke and I'm laughing sheriff.

A-one two, one two three four

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