Fall Out Boy - Yule Shoot Your Eye Out Ukulele

[Intro]
C Dm Am F x2
 
 
[Verse]
                 C      Dm
These are your good years.
       Am        F
 Don't take my advice.
          C           Dm        Am     F
You never wanted the nice boys anyway...
           C     Dm
 And I'm of good cheer.
          Am                 F
'Cause I've been checking my list,
    C                Dm           Am
The gifts you're receiving from me,
     F
Will be...
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
G6   Am
One awkward silence.
F
 And two hopes.
    G6                  Am
You cry yourself to sleep,
           F
Staying up, waiting by the phone.
    G6   Am
 And all I want this year,
F                           G6             Am
Is for you to dedicate your last breathe to me.
           F    Fm
Before you bury yourself alive...
 
 
[Chorus]
C Am      F         G6
 Don't come home for Christmas.
C          Am          F
You're the last thing I wanna see.
 G6             C Am F  G6
Underneath the tree.
F
Merry Christmas,
Fm
I could care less.
 
C Dm Am F x2
 
 
[Verse]
C      Dm         Am
Happy New Years baby.
F
You owe me,
    C          Dm      Am       F
The best gift I will ever ask for.
C      Dm       Am       F
 Don't call me up, when the snow comes down.
C         Dm            Am        F
It's the only thing I want this year.
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
G6   Am
One awkward silence.
F
 And two hopes.
    G6             Am
You cry yourself to sleep,
           F
Staying up, waiting by the phone.
    G6   Am
 And all I want this year,
F                           G6             Am
Is for you to dedicate your last breathe to me.
           F    Fm
Before you bury yourself alive...
 
 
[Chorus]
C Am      F         G6
 Don't come home for Christmas.
C          Am          F
You're the last thing I wanna see.
 G6             C Am F  G6
Underneath the tree.
F
Merry Christmas,
Fm
I could care less.