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When i wake up at night, and im feeling horny,
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i get up out of my bed, and i switch on my tv.
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i slip in a porno, it gives me a boner
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i reach across the table, i grab my telephone.
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I dial 1800 transvestite sl*ts
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They got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks
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1800 transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak yeah
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I slip into my panties, into my fishnets
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i rub some spit upmy ass my man pussy is wet
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i grab my an*l probe and i ram it home
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while i roughly masturbate my throbbing bone (and i dial)
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and in the day, when nobodies home
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i feel the k k calling of my telephone
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i grab my dildo,my ky jelly
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my ass is lubed up, i switch on my tv (and i dial)
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I dial 1800 transvestite sl*ts
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They got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks
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1800 transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak
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1800 yeah the trannies are comin
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They are jacking off and they will give you a bumming
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1800 yeah you better run fast
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cause they will suck your dick and f**k your ass yeah heaah
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