Diet Cig - Harvard Chords

G C A C x2


G          C   A          C
How's your new Ivy League girlfriend?
   G          C          A     C              G
Is she boring too in the way I couldn't stand?
            C   A
And I'm not sorry
       C      G           C         A  C
I just hope you trust her more than me

G C A C x2

G   C     A         C              G
You never wanted to date a college girl
        C        A             C           G   C
Well, I hope you got something out of that deal
             A            C  G  C
Or made your parents proud
            A      C
I bet she's not as loud

G C A C x2

G       A          G  C
Does it feel better
   G        A                 C
To be in an Ivy League sweater?
G        A           G  C
Put your work shoes on
          G        A       C
And talk about her at your sh*tty job
G       A    C
Does it feel better
G       A           C       G C
In that cold Boston weather?

          A          C      G C
f**k your Ivy League sweater
         A           C      G C
You know I was better
          A          C      G C A C G
f**k your Ivy League sweater