David Allan Coe - Linda Lovelace Chords

David Allan Coe 
Linda Lovelace

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Well you can talk about your lovers and your backdoor pimps
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You can talk about your Hollywood fags
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If you wanna know the baddest m*********ker in the world
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Then I’m the greatest lover alive.

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Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me 
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Before she ever got rich
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And it would take the average man a day and a half
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Just to satisfy that b***h.

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Why the Queen of England gave me the key
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To the whole damn country of France
    D
And it only took me fifteen minutes
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To get into her pants.

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Well I f**ked ‘em all from coast to coast
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Cause honey that my bag
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In fact I’m the only man in the whole world
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That could make Linda Lovelace gag.

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Now it ain’t that my dick so God damn big
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Its just I know how to use it
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And I’ll never let some nickel-dime w***e
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Ever get the chance to abuse it.

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They can suck it for hours and hours on end
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But I’ll still be in control
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And I won’t cum till I wanna cum
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Cause that’s my jellyroll.

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Now there ain’t no woman no match for me
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I’ve had ‘em try to wear me down
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I’ve f**ked them barmaids and bank clerks
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I even f**ked a circus clown.

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Teachers and lawyers, doctors 
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And Lord them fat women sure are a drag
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I tell ya I’m the only m*********ker in the world
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That can make Linda Lovelace gag.

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Why Old Hairy Reams fell apart at the seams
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When he saw me f**k that w***e
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She sucked my dick swallowed my nuts 
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And I still hollered for more.

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She sucked my a*****e she sucked my toes
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She’s the suckinest b***h alive
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Well I made her call up two more cunts
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And friend that ain’t no jive.

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She don’t give me know s**t 
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About bein’ some big time lover
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Some movie star with a jag
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Cause you ain’t s**t if you can’t get Linda Lovelace gag.

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I don’t talk about bein’ no full time lover
      C
Cause mister that’s my bag
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I’m the only m*********ker in the damn world
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That can make Linda Lovelace gag.

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Take it boys.

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