WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Dan Bern - Tiger Woods Chords | Ver. 1
[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I got big balls
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Big ol' balls
Big as grapefruits, big as pumpkins
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Yes sir, yes sir
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And on my really good days
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They swell to the size of small dogs
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My balls are as big as small dogs
[Chorus]
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But it ain't braggin' if it's true
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Yes sir, yes sir
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It ain't braggin' if it's true
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Muhammad Ali said that
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Back when he was a young man
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Back when he was Cassius Clay
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Before he fought too many fights
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And left his brain inside the ring
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And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
C/B G
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
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Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
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Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
[Verse 2]
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I got a friend whose goal in life
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Was to one day go down on Madonna
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That's all he wanted, that was all
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To one day go down on Madonna
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And when my friend was thirty four
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He got his wish in Rome one night
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He got to go down on Madonna
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In Rome one night in some hotel
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And ever since he's been depressed
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'Cause life is sh*t from here on in
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And all our friends just shake their heads
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And say too soon, too soon, too soon
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He went down on Madonna too soon
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Too young, too young, too soon, too soon
[Chorus]
G C
But it ain't braggin' if it's true
C/B G
Yes sir, yes sir
Em D Em
It ain't braggin' if it's true
D Em
Muhammad Ali said that
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Back when he was Cassius Clay
D Em
Before he fought too many fights
D Em
And left his brain inside the ring
G C
And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
C/B G
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
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Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
D Em D Em
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
[Verse 3]
Em D Em
If certain girls don't look at you
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It means that they like you a lot
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If other girls don't look at you
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It just means they're ignoring you
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How can you know, how can you know?
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Which is which, who's doing what?
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I guess that you can ask 'em
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Which one are you, baby?
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Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
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Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
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Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
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And all you need to do that
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Is one good pair of big balls
D Em
Balls as big as grapefruits
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Balls as big as pumpkins
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Balls as big as mine
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But even though my balls are big
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Sometimes I wish they were bigger
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Even bigger
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Big as the wheels on tractors
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Big as the golden arches
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Big as the Golden Gate Bridge
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Big as the state of Kansas
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Big as Mars and Jupiter
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Big as the swing of Tiger Woods
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Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
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Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
