WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Cranford Nix - Tattoo On Her Ass Ukulele | Ver. 1
This is a tab based off of his performance at a bar called the Gold Dollar.
CHORDS:
(G) (D) (C) (Em) (F# note)
3 2 0 0 0
0 3 1 0 0
0 2 0 0 0
0 0 2 2 0
2 0 3 2 0
3 0 0 0 2
INTRO: G-D-G(x1)
VERSE 1:
G D G
To love and cherish were the words she said
G D G
Til I found some guy's f**k lube in our bed
C G D G
Well there was a party going on and I started a fight
C D G
I lost my love and I got my ass kicked that night
VERSE 2:
G D G
A broken nose and fractured head
G D G
I left my wedding ring lying right in the hospital bed
C G D G
And when I looked into the mirror I looked just like Leon Spinks
C D G
Oh, sometimes you need a drink
CHORUS:
C G
All that happened, last September
C G
The lesson I learned, I don't remember
C D G F# note Em
It had something to do with growing up and how life's so f**king unfair
C D G
Oh, who f**king cares
VERSE 3:
G D G
She tattooed my name right on her ass
G D G
And I thought I'd found true love at last
C G D G
Well I'll never say I do again unless it's to a Heineken
C D G
I'll never say I do again
VERSE 4:
G D G
Well years went by and I wish her no wrong
G D G
At least she supplied the words to this song
C G D G
And I hope her and her new boyfriend are really having a blast
C D C D G
And every time he f**ks her he sees my name on her ass
CHORUS:
C G
All that happened, last September
C G
The lesson I learned, I don't remember
C D G F# note Em
It had something to do with growing up and how life's so f**king unfair
C D G
Oh, who f**king cares
C D G
Oh, who f**king cares
C D G
Oh, who f**king cares
