Carrington Rodney - Mommas Got Her Boobs Out Tabs

Rodney Carrington
"Momma's Got Her Boobs Out"

I remember way back, when I was just a boy going places with my Mom and Dad.
It used to scare me to death how Momma used to act after six or seven beers
she's had.
We were sittin' at a table when Momma got disabled, all the liquor running
to her head.
Soon I got to chokin';  Daddy wasn't joking when he grabbed me by the arm
and said.

Chorus
Don't look now, Momma's got her boobs out showin' everybody in town.
Faces turning red, we were wishin' we were dead, there were people standing
all around.
When Momma gets to drinking, there ain't much thinking there's nothing
anybody can do.
You just hope and pray there never comes a day when Momma's out drinking
with you.

Well we got her in the truck and we started driving home when Momma said she
had to go.
Daddy pulled it over, we were standing on the shoulder while Momma's putting
on a show.
Well he started up the truck and Momma stood up with her pants still around
her knees.
When we heard Momma holler:  "If you give me a dollar, well I'll let you
take a peek at these".

Chorus
Don't look now, Momma's got her boobs out showin' everybody in town.
Faces turning red, we were wishin' we were dead, there were people standing
all around.
When Momma gets to drinking, there ain't much thinking there's nothing
anybody can do.
You just hope and pray there never comes a day when Momma's out drinking
with you.
You just hope and pray there never comes a day when Momma's out drinking
with you.