WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Captain Matchbox Whoopee Band - If Youse A Viper Ukulele | Ver. 1
G G D#7 D7 G G D#7 D7
G B7 C7 C#7 D7 D7 F# G
G G D#7 D7
Dreaming about a reefer five foot long
G G D#7 D7
Mighty immense but not too strong
G B7 C7 C#7
You'll be high but not for long
D7 D7 F# G
If youse a viper
G G D#7 D7
Well I'm the king of everything
G G D#7 D7
Gonna be high before I can swing
G B7 C7 C#7
The sky's high so am I
D7 D7 F# G
If youse a viper
C7
When your throat gets dry you know you're high
G
Everything is dandy
A7
Truck on down to the candy store
D7
Blow your top on peppermint candy
G G D#7 D7
Now you know your body's spent
G G D#7 D7
Don't give a damn if you don't pay the rent
G B7 C7 C#7
Light that tee, let it be
D7 D7 F# G
If youse a viper
(Violin-harmonica-guitar solo)
C7
When your throat gets dry you know you're high
G
Everything is dandy
A7
Truck on down to the candy store
D7
Blow your top on peppermint candy
G G D#7 D7
Now you know your body's spent
G G D#7 D7
Don't give a damn if you don't pay the rent
G B7 C7 C#7
Light that tee, let it be
D7 D7 F# G
If youse a viper
F# G F# G F# G F# G F# G
Viper Viper got that smoking viper