Byrdman - Hot Tub Chords

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Why can't we argue, I hate sentimental nights. 
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I'm too tired, could you please just send me home?
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I'm too full of it to leave by myself, I need an excuse to drag myself out of this hole.
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And Hell is far too small for all six feet of me, and Heaven's too high up - I'm scared of heights.
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So I'll just continue doing the things that I love in Julia's hot tub every other Friday night.
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I live to die and so do you, there's no deeper meaning to any of this.
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Art is fake, hate is real, people change, no one cares about the friends that they think miss them.
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Why are you laughing? 

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I'd rather die than tell you you're right about something I know I'm wrong about.
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I hate losing arguments, I hate looking like an idiot, I hate trying new things out.
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I hate making new friends and I hate losing them, I hate not knowing what I want.
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I hate the people I sit next to in Chemistry - just kidding, I hate everyone. 
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Could you please turn on the T.V.? I'm getting really sick of the sound of your voice.
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And could you please stopping whining about politics? I'm trying to keep my mind off the 
government... 
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And police brutality... 

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I wanna cannonball into your hot tub, just to make you really mad at me. 
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I want Jason to encourage me to do it, and take a picture of the look on your face.
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There'd be nothing you could do to stop me, I wouldn't stop for anyone. 
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I hope the next time we hangout, everyone is there to watch me jump. 
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Why are you laughing? 
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Why are you laughing? 
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Why are you laughing... 
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Laughing at me?