Blink-182 - Happy Holidays You Bastard Chords

- Verse 1:

               B                         F#m
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f**kin' presents
               B                         F#m
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f**kin' presents
      G#m
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
  E
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
    B          F#m         E
And I'll never talk to you again,




- Chorus:


unless your dad will suck me off
B          F#m         E
I'll never talk to you again

unless your mom will touch my cock
B          F#m         E
I'll never talk to you again

ejaculate into a sock
B          F#m         E
I'll never talk to you again,

I'll never talk to you again



- Verse 3

           B                           F#m
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f**kin' hotdogs
           B                           F#m
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f**kin' hotdogs
       G#m
and he sh*t sh*t sh*ts his pants.
     E
He's always f**kin' sh*ttin' his pants
    B          F#m         E
And I'll never talk to you again,




- Chorus:


unless your dad will suck me off
B          F#m         E
I'll never talk to you again

unless your mom will touch my cock
B          F#m         E
I'll never talk to you again

ejaculate into a sock
B          F#m         E
I'll never talk to you again,
                       B
I'll never talk to you again