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Bill Bailey - I Will Not Look At Titties For A Year Ukulele

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I Will Not Look At Titties For A Year Ukulele

(ver. 1)
Bill Bailey

          G
Well I'll put myself through sexual strife 
   Csus2
If it'll save a poor kids life 
  G                              D
I will not look at titties for a year
           G
Well if it stops and Iraqi becoming dead 
        Csus2
I won't spill my seed on a motel bed
  G                D             G
I will not look at titties for a year
         G               
Well the internets been my downfall 
  Csus2         
I call it Beelzebub's shopping
     G                                D   
I've been the happiest shopper........er
     G
I've got enough filth under my bed 
       Csus2
To maintain an erection until I'm dead
  G                D             G
I will not look at titties for a year
         C                        
Well the folks in Africa have been waiting 
    G
For us to stop our manipulating 
                                        D     C
Spend our porn dollars on international aid
           G 
Well if it pays for a pizza to Pakistan 
     Csus2
I'll quit jerking of for Ramadan
  G                D  
I will not look at titties 
     G/B         Csus2
Well maybe for a couple of months
  G                D             G
I will not look at titties for a year
            
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