Ben Folds Five - One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces Ukulele

...ONE ANGRY DWARF AND 200 SOLEMN FACES... by Ben Folds Five
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*from 'Whatever And Ever Amen' (1997)*

(modified from Brent Ritchey's original tab)


*CAPO 2nd FRET*

(Original Key: B)


Intro:

A7  C  A7 (x2)

Verse 1:

C7                    Fmaj7
 September '75, I was 47 inches high;
Dm7                            A7
 Mom said by Christmas I would have.
  C7                       Fmaj7
A bad ass mother G.I. Joe, for your little minds to blow;
Dm7                        Esus4  E
 I still got beat up after class, yeah.

Chorus 1:

        Am7        D9       Gm7       C9
Now I'm big and im-portant; one angry dwarf and,
    Fmaj7                    Esus4  E
Two hundred solemn faces are you.
       Am7            D9                Gm7            C9
If you really want to see me, check the papers and the TV,
Fmaj7                           Esus4  E
 Look who's telling who what to do.
        A7           C  A7, A7  C, A7
Kiss my ass, goodbye.

Verse 2:

                   C7
Don't give me that bullsh*t; you know who I am,
Fmaj7
 I'm your nightmare little man,
Dm7                             A7
 Vic, you stole my lunch money; made me cry.

C7                            Fmaj7
 Jane, remember Second Grade? Said you couldn't stand my face,
Dm7                            Esus4        E
 Rather than kiss me, you said you'd rather die.

Chorus 2:

        Am7        D9       Gm7       C9
Now I'm big and im-portant; one angry dwarf and,
    Fmaj7                    Esus4  E
Two hundred solemn faces are you.
       Am7            D9                Gm7            C9
If you really want to see me, check the papers and the TV,
Fmaj7                           Esus4  E
 Look who's telling who what to do.
        A7           C  A7, A7  C, A7
Kiss my ass, goodbye.

Solo:

C7  Fmaj7  Dm7  A7, C7  Fmaj7  Dm7  Esus4  E

Am7  D9  Gm7, C9  Fmaj7  Esus4  E (x2)

Bridge 1:

A7  C  A7 (x2)

          A7
You'll be sorry one day, yes you will, yes you will,
              C                      A7
You shouldn't push me around, 'cos I will, yes I will.
You will be sorry when I'm big, yes you will, yes you will,
            C           A7
You will be sorry, yeah.

Chorus 3:

        Am7        D9       Gm7       C9
Now I'm big and im-portant; one angry dwarf and,
    Fmaj7                    Esus4  E
Two hundred solemn faces are you.
       Am7            D9                Gm7            C9
If you really want to see me, check the papers and the TV,
Fmaj7                           Esus4  E
 Look who's telling who what to do.
            C  A7, A7  C, A7
Kiss my ass.

Coda:

A7
 Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now,
                                      C  A7
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now.
A7
 Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now,
                                      C  A7
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now.
A7                                   C  A7
 September '75, I was 47 inches high.
A7                            C, A7  Ab7  G7... A7
 September '75, September '75.


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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   A7      C       C7     Fmaj7    Dm7    Esus4    E

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x02223  x32010  x32310  x03213  xx0211  022200  022100

   Am7     D9      Gm7     C9      Ab7     G7

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 575555  x5455x  353333  x3233x  464544  353433