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Ben Folds Five - One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces Chords

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One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces Chords

(ver. 1)
Ben Folds Five
...ONE ANGRY DWARF AND 200 SOLEMN FACES...
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*from 'Whatever And Ever Amen' (1997)*

(modified from Brent Ritchey's original tab)


*CAPO 2nd FRET*

(Original Key: B)


Intro:

A7  C6  A7 (x2)

Verse 1:

C7                    Fmaj9
 September '75, I was 47 inches high,
Dm7                            A7
 Mom said by Christmas I would have.
  C7
A badass mother G.I. Joe,
Fmaj9
 For your little minds to blow,
Dm7                        Esus4  E
 I still got beat up after class, yeah.

Chorus 1:

        Am7        D9
Now I'm big and im-portant,
Gm7        C9
 One angry dwarf and,
    Fmaj7                    Esus4  E
Two hundred solemn faces are you.
       Am7            D9
If you really want to see me,
          Gm7            C9
Check the papers and the TV,
Fmaj7                           Esus4  E
 Look who's telling who what to do.
        A7           C9  A7
Kiss my ass, goodbye.

Interlude:

A7  C9  A7

Verse 2:

                   C7
Don't give me that bullsh*t;
     C7
That bullsh*t you know who I am,
Fmaj9
 I'm your nightmare little man,
Dm7                             A7
 Vic, you stole my lunch money; made me cry.

C7
 Jane, remember Second Grade?
Fmaj9
 Said you couldn't stand my face,
Dm7
 Rather than kiss me,
         Esus4        E
You said you'd rather die.

Chorus 2:

        Am7        D9
Now I'm big and im-portant,
Gm7        C9
 One angry dwarf and,
    Fmaj7                    Esus4  E
Two hundred solemn faces are you.
       Am7            D9
If you really want to see me,
          Gm7            C9
Check the papers and the TV,
Fmaj7                           Esus4  E
 Look who's telling who what to do.
        A7           C9  A7
Kiss my ass, goodbye.

Interlude:

A7  C9  A7

Piano Solo:

C7  Fmaj7  Dm7  A7,
C7  Fmaj7  Dm7  Esus4  E

Am7  D9  Gm7, C9  Fmaj7  E
Am7  D9  Gm7, C9  Fmaj7  E

Bridge:

A7  C9,

A7
 You'll be sorry one day,
Yes you will, yes you will,
              C9
You shouldn't push me around,
       A7
'Cos I will, yes I will.

            A7
You will be sorry when I'm big,
Yes you will, yes you will,
            C9     A7
You will be sorry.

Chorus 4: 

        Am7        D9
Now I'm big and im-portant,
Gm7        C9
 One angry dwarf and,
    Fmaj7                    Esus4  E
Two hundred solemn faces are you.
       Am7            D9
If you really want to see me,
          Gm7            C9
Check the papers and the TV,
Fmaj7                           Esus4  E
 Look who's telling who what to do.
        A7           C9  A7
Kiss my ass, goodbye.

Interlude:

A7  C9  A7

Coda:

A7
 Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now,
A7                                      C9  A7
 Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now.
                                     C9  A7
September '75, I was 57 inches high.
                              C9  A7
September '75, September '75.

Outro:

A7  C9, A7 Ab7 G7


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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   A7      C6      C7     Fmaj9    Dm7

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x02223  x32200  x32310  x03213  xx0211

  Esus4    E       Am7     D9      Gm7

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 022200  022100  5x055x  x5455x  3x033x

   C9     Fmaj7    D7      Ab7     G7

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x3233x  x03210  xx0212  464544  353433
            
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