Stephen Lynch - Country Love Song Chords

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I made love to you all night long 
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Then I got up to write you a song
D                         G
I watched you sleep and I fell in Love
Bm                        G
Must've been sent from Heaven above
A
Don't think you could ever do no wrong
                 D             Dsus2    G
Then you farted.       
             D             Dsus2    G
Oh baby, you farted.


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At first, I thought that it was kinda cute
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I suppressed a smile when I heard your girly poot poot
D                         G
But then the smell came a wafting by
Bm                        G
Brought a little tear drop to my eye
A
Think that I'll go sleep out on the couch
                    D             Dsus2    G 
Because you farted.


Em
It can milk curdle, make your skin crawl
A
Make the paint peel off of the walls
Em
Don't wanna sleep under the covers no more
A
Since the hot winds blew from out your back door



D                             Dsus2    G
Baby, it sure has been a gas
D                             Dsus2    G
But something up and died inside your ass
D                         G
Sure as hell, that my name is Stephen
Bm                        G
It's about time that I got even
A
Get ready for the magic I'm about to pass

                            D
Uh, I think I sh*t my pants