Stephen Lynch - Country Love Song Ukulele

Country Love Song
Submitted by ParrotEMT (aka Buddascotchpuddin)

C                             F
Made love to you all night long
C                               F
Then I got to write you this song
C           F
(I admit, I forgot this line)
C                               F
Must have been sent from heaven above
G
Don't think you could ever do no wrong
(stop)            C    F
Then you farted
C              F
Oh baby you farted!

At first I thought that it was kind of cute
I suppressed a smile when I heard your girlie poot-poot
Then the smell came a-wafting by
Brought a little tear drop to my eye
Think that I'll go sleep out on the couch
Cuz you fart

Am                          F
It could make milk curdle, make your skin
Am                   F
Make the paint peel off of the wall
Am                       F
Don't wanna sleep under the covers no more
G
Since the hot blew from outcha back door.


I think s**t my pants!