Radiohead - Fitter Happier Chords

[Spoken]
N.C.
Fitter, happier, more productive
 
Comfortable (not drinking too much)
 
Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
 
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
 
At ease
 
Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
Bbm
A patient, better driver
 
A safer car (baby smiling in back seat)
 
Sleeping well (no bad dreams)
Adim
No paranoia
 
Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
 
Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
Bbm
Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in wall)
Adim
Favours for favours
 
Fond but not in love
 
Charity standing orders
 
On Sundays ring road supermarket
                             Gm
(No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
 
Car wash (also on Sundays)
 
No longer afraid of the dark
 
Or midday shadows
 
Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
        Adim
Nothing so childish
 
At a better pace
 
Slower and more calculated
 
No chance of escape
 
Now self-employed
 
Concerned (but powerless)
Gm
An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism)
 
Will not cry in public
 
Less chance of illness
                            Adim
Tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)
 
A good memory
 
Still cries at a good film
Gm
Still kisses with saliva
 
No longer empty and frantic
 
Like a cat
 
Tied to a stick
 
That's driven into
Bbm
Frozen winter sh*t (the ability to laugh at weakness)
 
Calm
 
Fitter, healthier and more productive
 
A pig
 
In a cage
 
On antibiotics