Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute Chords

[Intro]
C Cadd9 C
F         G        Am  Am/G  F
C         G7 G6 G  C         C/B  C/A
 
[Verse 1]
G        G7                C        Csus4 C
  Well I heard that you're leaving (leaving),
G       G7             C        Cadd9 C E
  Gonna leave me far behind (so far   behind),
E                              Am
  'Cause you found a brand new lover,
    D7                        G     G7 G6 G
You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh...).
 
[Verse 2]
     C                           G                    C        Cadd9 C
So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oohh...),
      F                         C    Csus4 C
And I tore all your pictures in two,
      E7              E               Am
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
       D7                     Dm                   G    N.C.
Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo, yeah).
 
[Chorus 1]
       F                        G                     C    C7
That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'.
    F                        G              C    C7
I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new.
           F             G              Am               F
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,
     C              G           C     C/B C/A
Than spend one more minute with you. (aahh...)
 
[Verse 3]
G           G7               C       Csus4 C
  I guess I might seem kinda bitter (oohh...),
    G              G7          C       Cadd9 C
You got me feeling down in the dumps, (oohh...)
           E7            E           Am
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love,
      D                            Dm
And I have to use the self-service pumps.
 
[Chorus 2]
G      F             G                  C         C7
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase.
    F                       G                 C    C7
You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two.
           F            G                Am               F
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face,
     C              G           C    C/E C/G
Than spend one more minute with you (oohh...)
 
[Bridge]
Am                         Em7
   I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork,
     F               G              C    C/G
Than watch you going out with other men.
Am                    Em7          Am
   I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah),
 D7                                      G
Again and again and again and again and again.
N.C.
Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...
 
[Chorus 3]
    F              G                   C        C7
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches),
         F               G          C    C7
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two.
           F             G                         Am              F
I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue,
     C              G           C
Than spend one more minute with you.
 
[Chorus 4]
C7                   F          G            C           C7
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks,
            F          G                 C     C7
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue.
           F           G                         Am                 F
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades,
     C              G           Am   Asus2 Am
Than spend one more minute with you.
           F                      G
I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands,
         Am                                            Fm   N.C.
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die,
     C              G           C
Than spend one more minute with you.
 
[Outro]
C    C/F  C/E  C/D  C