Weird Al Yankovic - Like A Surgeon Chords

Verse 1: 

          C#
I finally made it through med school, somehow I made it through
Ebm                                C#
I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two
      C#
I was last in my class, barely passed at the institute
        Ebm        Bbm            Ebm       Bbm                  G#
Now I'm trying to avoid, yeah I'm trying to avoid, a malpractice suit, hey!


Chorus 1: 

       C#     
Like a surgeon, cuttin' for the very first time
       Ebm               C#
Like a surgeon, organ transplants are my line


Verse 2: 

               C#
Better give me all your gause nurse, this patient's fading fast
Ebm                                       C#
Complications have set in, don't know how long he'll last
       C#
Let me see, that I.V., here we go, time to operate
              Ebm        Bbm         Ebm     Bbm                  G#
I'll pull his insides out, pull his insides out, and see what he ate


Chorus 2: 

       C#
Like a surgeon, hey, cuttin' for the very first time
       Ebm                          C#         Bbm    Ebm
Like a surgeon, here's a waiver for you to sign


Bridge: 

              Bbm      Ebm
Woah, woahoh, woooooah
              Bbm      Ebm
Woah, woahoh, woooooah
              Bbm      Ebm
Woah, woahoh, woooooah


Verse 3: 

       C#                  
It's a fact I'm a quack, the disgrace of the A.M.A.
         Ebm        Bbm         Ebm      Bbm                 G#             
Cause my patients die, yeah my patients die, before they can pay


Chorus 3/Outro: 

       C#
Like a surgeon, hey, cuttin' for the very first time
       Ebm               C#
Like a surgeon, got your kidneys on my mind
       C#
Like a surgeon, oh oh oooh, like a surgeon
                Ebm                             C#         
When I reach inside, with my scalpel, and my forceps, and re-tractors
C#                 Ebm          C#
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh Ooh baby, yeah
C#
I can hear your heartbeat, for the very last time....