Weird Al Yankovic - First World Problems Chords

[Intro]
(Roots only) | B F# D A |
| C#5 E5 | B5 F#5 D5 A5 | C5 C#5 C5 C#5 C5 C#5 C5 C#5 |
 
[Verse 1]
F#5                        A5                        C5 C#5
  My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower
F#5                    A5                           C5 C#5
  When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour
F#5                        A5                     C5     C#5     F#5
  I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two
                        A5                    C5     C#5
Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu
F#5                  A5             C5           C#5
  Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen
F#5                A5                        C5            C#5
  I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine
F#5            A5                       C5 C#5    F#5                        A5
  Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!? Don't they know how to text? OMG!
 
[Chorus 1]
     B5   F#5       D5        A5
I got  first world, first world problems
 C#5       E5
(First world problems)
B5  F#5       D5        A5
  First world, first world problems
 C#5       E5
(First world problems)
B5  F#5       D5        A5          C5 C#5 C5 C#5 C5 C#5 C5 C#5
  First world, first world problems
 
[Verse 2]
F#5                    A5                   C5 C#5
  I bought too many groceries for my refrigera-tor
F#5                      A5                       C5 C#5
  Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him la-ter
F#5             A5                      C5                C#5
  Tried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live T.V
F#5                   A5                        C5      C#5
  I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free
F#5            A5                  C5         C#5         F#5               A5
  My barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte
 
[Chorus 1]
     B5   F#5       D5        A5
I got  first world, first world problems
 C#5       E5
(First world problems)
B5  F#5       D5        A5
  First world, first world problems
 C#5       E5
(First world problems)
B5  F#5       D5        A5          C5 C#5 C5 C#5 C5 C#5 C5 C#5
  First world, first world problems
 
[Bridge]
D5                       F5                 F#5 C#5  A5 E5
  Can't remember which car I drove to the mall
D5              F5                  C#5
  My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a Neanderathal
 
[Interlude]
| B5 F#5  D5 A5 | C5 C#5 C5 C#5 C5 C#5 C5 C#5 |
| B5 F#5  D5 A5 | C#5 | C5 C#5 C5 C#5 C5 C#5 C5 C#5 |
 
[Verse 3]
F#5                        A5                        C5 C#5
  The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me it-chin'
F#5                A5                         C5 C#5
  My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen
F#5               A5                        C5 C#5       F#5                     A5
 Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need  just so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon
 
[Chorus 1]
B5   F#5       D5        A5
  First world, first world problems
 C#5       E5
(First world problems)
B5  F#5       D5        A5
  First world, first world problems
 C#5       E5
(First world problems)
B5  F#5       D5        A5
  First world, first world problems
 C#5       E5
(First world problems)
 
B5   F#5       D5        A5
  First world, first world problems
 C#5       E5
(First world problems)
B5   F#5       D5        A5
  First world, first world problems
 C#5       E5
(First world problems)
 
N.C.
  First world, first world problems
 
(Panting)
 
(Laughing)