Violent Femmes - Kiss Off Ukulele

[INTRO]
         Am  F  Am  F  Am  Am


[VERSE 1]

I need someone, a person to talk to.....Someone who'd care to love
            F                    Am
Could it be you?.....Could it be you-hoo?

Situation gets rough, then I start to panic.....It's not enough, it's just a habit
                 F                               Am         F
Hey, kid, you're sick.....Well, darling, this is iiiiitttt

[CHORUS 1]
                 G7                F                 G7                   F
You can all just kiss off into the air.....Behind my back, I can see them stare
                G7               F                        G7                      F           G7
They'll hurt me bad, but I won't mind.....They'll hurt me bad, they do it all the time (yeah, yeah!)
                         F           G7                            F                   G7
Yeah, they do it all the time (yeah, yeah!).....They do it all the time (do it all the time!)
                   F                   G7                            F                   G7          Am
They do it all the time (do it all the time!).....They do it all the time, do it all the tiiiiiime!

[VERSE 2 - SPOKEN]

I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record!.....Oh, yeah?
                   F                                                 Am        F  G7  Am  Am
Well, don't get so distressed.....Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed?





[BRIDGE 1 - SPOKEN]

I take 1, 1, 1 'cause you left me.....And 2, 2, 2 for my family
    F                                Am
And 3, 3, 3 for my heartache.....And 4, 4, 4 for my headaches
    F                                 Am
And 5, 5, 5 for my loneliness.....And 6, 6, 6 for my sorrow
    F                                Am
And 7, 7 n-n-n-n-no tomorrow.....And 8, 8, I forget what 8 was for
    F                              Am                                                                  F
But 9, 9, 9 for a lost god.....And 10, 10, 10, 10 for everything, everything, everything, everything!

[CHORUS 2]
                 G7                F                 G7                   F
You can all just kiss off into the air.....Behind my back, I can see them stare
                G7               F                        G7                      F           G7
They'll hurt me bad, but I won't mind.....They'll hurt me bad, they do it all the time (yeah, yeah!)
                         F           G7                            F                   G7
Yeah, they do it all the time (yeah, yeah!).....They do it all the time (do it all the time!)
              F                   G7
Do it all the time (do it all the time!)
              F                                                                      G7     Am
Do it all the time, time, time, time, t't't't'time, time, time, time...Do it all the time!