Vandals - The New You Ukulele

[Bridge]
        A                             A+5
Now you say that you like me, but you don't "like" like me
        A6                              A7                  D
And you say that you love me but you're not "in" love with me
              Dm
And we should just be friends
    Bm                            E
But friends shouldn't treat other friends like that
       Bm                        E
You're not too friendly when you act like that
 
 
[Chorus]
                      A            A+5                 F#m (F#m A-F#m A-F#m)
Every time I call the old you, the new you answers the phone
                        A                 A+5                     F#m
I would like to talk to old you , but the new you says you're not home
 
 
[Verse]
                          D
Whatever happened to that girl I knew
        A                      Bm            F#
She was just like you- but was way more into me
                   D                        A
Lately you've been acting strange, or going through a phase
Bm
Why's it gotta be like that?
G                           Gm                    F#m            Bm
The old you dug me, but the new you snubs me, and asks me to go away
 
But I ain't going away
 
 
[Chorus]
                      A            A+5                 F#m (F#m A-F#m A-F#m)
Every time I call the old you, the new you answers the phone
                        A                A+5                     F#m
I would like to talk to old you, but the new you says you're not home
 
 
[Verse]
                          D
I've been so patient and I'm giving you space
          A                      Bm               F#
I haven't called all day, you're still not coming around
              D                   A
You've made a big mistake- that's not a threat
   Bm
No matter how it sounds
G                    Gm               F#m                          Bm
Things were going so great, but as of late you haven't had much to say
G                              Gm                   F#m           Bm
The old you loved me, but the new you snubs me, and asks me to go away
 
But I ain't going away-
 
 
[Chorus]
                      A            A+5                 F#m (F#m A-F#m A-F#m)
Every time I call the old you, the new you answers the phone
                        A                 A+5                     F#m
I would like to talk to old you, but the new you says you're not home
 
 
[Bridge]
             A                             A+5
Well now you say that you like me, but you don't "like" like me
        A6                       A7                         D
And you say that you love me but you're not "in" love with me
              Dm
And we should just be friends-
    Bm                            E
but friends shouldn't treat other friends like that
       Bm                                 E
You're not too friendly when you act like that
         Bm                             E
Should I smash your f**king head with a baseball bat?
    Bm                        E
And dig around the brains and goo
    Bm                            E
For something that looks like old you-
 
 
[Chorus]
                      A            A+5                 F#m (F#m A-F#m A-F#m)
Every time I call the old you, the new you answers the phone
                        A                A+5                     F#m
I would like to talk to old you, but the new you says you're not home
    A                        A+5                       A
You say that you love me but you're not "in" love with me