Trey Parker - Only A Woman Ukulele

This is my favorite song from the Team America soundtrack and it would be a
funny song to play to a girl. Chords for all the verses/chorus are the same
Pretty sure the bridge isn't perfect but the rest sounds fine.

Verse 1:
C            F            F
I need this, I need love, I need you
I don't one heartbeat, I need two
C
There's an emptiness I need to fill
          F                 F F
And only one emptiness will do

Chorus 1:
C       F          Am             F F
Only a woman, can brighten up my day
Only a woman, can touch me the right way, yea
Only a woman, is allowed to touch me there
C      F                   F
All i ask is that you're a woman

Verse 2:
I like rain, I like ham, I like you
You're around, you're right here, so you'll do
I wanna tell you how much i love your mind
But that simply isn't true

Chorus 2:
Only a woman, can brighten up my day
Only a woman, can touch me the right way, yea
Only a woman, is allowed to do what you're doing right now
All I ask is that you're a woman

Bridge:
D5
And on Saturdays when I've been partying hard
And it's 4 in the morning and I'm my fifth tab of E
Dm
That's the only time i really don't care if you are a 
E#5  D5
woman
Right now...
 
Chorus 3:
Only a woman, can brighten up my day
Only a woman, can touch me just the right way, yea
Only a woman, should be doing that right now
I just want to you to be a woman
Please just be a woman
Just any ole woman...or a man