Titus Andronicus - Theme From Cheers Ukulele

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  I'm sorry mama, but I been drinkin again. 
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  Me and the old man got us a head start on the weekend.
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  And rest assured tonight I'm gonna be in Kevin's basement with all my
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friends.
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Provided we can get, get our lazy asses down to Bottle King by ten.
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The walk home is gonna be a real sh*t show.
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I'll be pickin up half smoked cigarette butts all up and down Rock Road.
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Then throw up in the warm glow of the traffic light.
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I'm gonna put the devil inside me asleep if it takes all night. 
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So lets get f**ked up, and lets pretend we're all okay.  
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And if you got something that you can't live with, save it for another day.
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Save it for another day.


2nd verse is the same.


         F                    F 
I need a timeout, I need an escape from reality
          G                                  F  (Repeat once)
Or else I need eternal darkness and death, I need an exit strategy.
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So give me a Guiness, give me a keystone light, give me a kegger on a
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friday night.
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Give me anything, but another year in exile.
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I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey right now! 
         F                 F                  G
I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey, God knows how many times I've said this
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before, but I really don't feel like doing this anymore.


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So Andy lets turn into dirty old men. Close down the bar every night at the 
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Glen Rock inn.
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Talk about our grandkids as we stroke out grey beards.
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Funny we're still doing car bombs after all of these years.
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And I know there are bicycles waiting to ride,
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But I could swear I heard voices on the other side.
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Saying wait until you see the whites of their eyes.