Tiny Tim - Ive Never Seen A Straight Banana Ukulele

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I've seen lots of funny things in my time
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But theres one thing I've been trying hard to get
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For years and years and years I've kept on searching
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But I haven't had the luck to see one yet
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Although I haven't seen one you all know the thing I mean
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And now Im going to tell you what it is I haven't seen



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I have never, never,never,never
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I've never seen a straight banana



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I've searched quite a bit
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But I must admit
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There even curved when they are served in my banana splits
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I have seen them by the car loads On the deleware and tiawana
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But I have never, never, never, never 
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I've never seen a straight banana



[spoken]
Oh  how much i've been yearning to see that straight banana, though unfortunately 
I've had no luck...in fact...



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I recall when I was in Alaska
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I Have seen the sun at twelve-o'clock at night. 
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I've seen the waterfalls at old Niagara
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I confess  it is a most impressive sight.

I'd love to see a certain thing
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But if it's not to be,
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I'd like to meet somebody else
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Who saw what I can't see.



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I've never, never, never, never  I've never  seen a straight banana.


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though theres things I hate
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Millions I have ate.
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But Doggon me I've yet to see Banana's that are straight
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I have traveled far to find one.
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But I've never, never, never, never
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I've never seen a straight banana.
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No I've never, never,never,never
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I've never seen a straight banana!