Status Quo - In The Army Now Ukulele

[Verse 1]

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A vacation in a foreign land
Am 
Uncle Sam does the best he can
              Dm
You're in the army now
                      Am
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

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Now you remember what the draftman said
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Nothing to do all day but stay in bed
              Dm
You're in the army now
                      Am
Oh, oh, you're in the army now


[Verse 2]

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You'll be the hero of the neighbourhood
Am
Nobody knows that you left for good
              Dm
You're in the army now
    Em                Am
Oh, oh, you're in the army now
Am
Smiling faces as you wait to land
Am
But once you get there no one gives a damn
              Dm
You're in the army now
    Em                Am
Oh, oh, you're in the army now


[Verse 3]

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Handgrenades flying over your head
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Missiles flying over your head
Am
If you want to survive get out of bed
              Dm
You're in the army now
    Em                Am
Oh, oh, you're in the army now


[Verse 4]

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Shots ring out in the dead of night
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The sergant calls "stand up and fight!"
              Dm
You're in the army now
    Em                Am
Oh, oh, you're in the army now
Am
You've got your orders better shoot on sight
Am
Your finger's on the trigger
Am
But it don't seem right
              Dm
You're in the army now
    Em                Am
Oh, oh, you're in the army now
              Dm
You're in the army now
    Em                Am
Oh, oh, you're in the army now

[Interlude]

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[Verse 5]

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Night is falling and you just can't see
Am
Is this illusion or reality
              Dm
You're in the army now
    Em                Am
Oh, oh, you're in the army now
              Dm
You're in the army now
    Em                Am
Oh, oh, you're in the army now
Dm  Em                Am
Oh, oh, you're in the army now